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Saturday, July 10, 2010

My Cellphone History

When you have Verizon you get an upgrade every couple years to get a new phone, well I haven't always been able to do that since most of my phones have broke before i get the upgrade. Im going to give you a little run down on each of the phones.

On the way left is the Samsung Juke, My first phone. It spins open to the left. It was a terrible phone and broke after a couple months just from normal use. See the big shiny gray circle? Theres a button in the center. That button broke of course. This button happened to be the main menu button... The gray circle was also a directional pad. All four directions, up, down, left, and right all broke. So basically that entire thing was useless. Many of the keys on the inside just stopped working for no reason too. The funny thing is, I never dropped that phone once.

The second phone coming from the left is the LG Voyager. I had two of these phones in total. The first one and the second one both broke from the same problem. On the voyager there is a faulty hinge. Being a flip phone it flips from two hinges running down the side. The top hinge, which would be top left on the phone in the picture, broke on each phone. Now, what this did was make it so the phone would swing open randomly; it just wouldn't stay shut. I'll be in the middle of a phone call and then it swings open and then, hooray! I'm on speakerphone now... So technically the phone was still usable but the broken hinge was just such an annoyance that i couldn't deal with that phone and had to get a new one. I get the new voyager and after about 6 months the hinge breaks again. Im pissed now. I go into Verizon and explain the problem and guess what. They can't give you a new phone if the other one breaks due to a malfunction. Before, I could give them $50 and I could just get a new phone of the same type (if the phone broke due to itself and not the person). My Mom luckily let me use her upgrade since I really needed a new phone.

With the upgrade I got the Samsung Rogue. The Rogue was a great touch screen phone. I had absolutely no problems with it. It didn't break by itself or anything like that. This time I'm actually the one who ruined the phone. I had been sitting in the Jacuzzi txting and had fallen asleep. When I woke up I dropped the phone into the jacuzzi on accident. Now, I couldn't just reach in and grab the phone because the jets shot it around the jacuzzi. So I had to quickly shut them off and look for the phone. Well, I found it and wasn't happy. The screen was flickering in all different colors. Looked like fireworks. So I took the phone out and made the mistake of trying to use a hairdryer to dry the phone. I didn't know of the rice trick at the time. So the hairdryer's heat might have done something to the phone since i exposed it so long. To this day the Rogue works completely fine except for one thing. It permanently gets no service. Everything else works perfect. It just has no connection bars... So just like the Juke, this phone became useless.

Finally, theres the phone on the far right which is the phone I have now. It is the Samsung Alias 2. It is a great phone that is also very durable. I have dropped it several times since I've had it (like 3 months). The phone is definitely the coolest one I have owned on top of that. The little keys on the keyboard change into the different symbols and numbers you would use. Also the phone flips open two different ways. To get this phone, I had to use my brothers upgrade since I still did not have one at the time. I am very happy with this phone though.

Now you now the complete history of all my phones. Also the funny and embarrassing ways certain ones have broken. If you have Verizon and you are looking for a phone I suggest the Samsung Alias 2, the HTC Droid Incredible, The Samsung Rogue. Do NOT lose any of your phones in a jacuzzi, its the dumbest way to lose a phone.

Friday, July 9, 2010

The new show Children's Hospital just looks plain dumb

Theres a  new Adult Swim series, Childrens Hospital. It premieres on July 11th. It stars Rob Corddy as Blake Downs, a ridiculous looking clown. At this moment in time I barely know anything about the show, but just the sight of this character in commercials, adds, and their website makes me want to write this and to never watch this show. It looks like the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Congratulations. Actually I just watched a couple of the videos and now you can trust me on this, this show will be terrible. The Clown just yelled "I can hear people". Go see for yourself.
Childrens Hospital

Tosh.0 wants a new caption for this picture? I got one.

Over on Tosh's blog he asked people to see if they could  think of a better caption or joke for this picture. So this is what Tosh had to say...

Tosh.0 : It's the Notorious P.I.G.!

And this is what I had to say...
 
Me: What do you get when you combine Porky Pig and John McCain?

Now the real question is what caption or joke can YOU think of for this picture?

Tosh's Caption Contest: Pig Out

Lebron James goes to Miami

LeBron James looked at several teams, including New York, Chicago and his own Cleveland. But after having a conversation with his mother Thursday morning he made his decision to go to Miami. What mainly made up Lebron's mind when it came to team choosing was the need to win. "The major factor was the best opportunity to win now and to win in the future."

Cleveland Cavalier's team owner Dan Gilbert was pissed about Lebron's decision. Gilbert posted nasty comments about James on the team's website.

On another note, the Boys and Girls Club of America benefited from LeBron's decision. They received 2.5$ million dollars from a show on LeBron choosing a team."The money will be used to support James' vision to construct basketball courts for youth across the country..." said the club.

Personally, I think its a great move on LeBron's part. If your not winning a championship where you are, move on and try something new. That's exactly what hes doing. By going to The Miami Heat hes setting himself up to play with "Power Trio". LeBron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwyane Wade will all be playing together. This will both give this team, and LeBron, a chance at achieving their dream, an NBA championship win.